Songs in the Key of Gold

by Leslie Hall

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Leslie Hall's greatest hits remixed by Titus Jones.

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released 11 December 2013

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Track Name: Gold Pants
WHEN I DDR I DANCE TO THE MAX
AND WHEN I RAP THIS MIC THEY CHARGE ME HIP HOP TAX
CAUSE I FLOW SO FUNKY AND JIVE SO HARD
ALL THE FUNKY MONKEY SAY “OH MY LORD”

THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
Making me gold pants
Making me gold pants
THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
Making me gold pants
Making me gold pants

THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
ONE I CAN DANCE IN MAKE ROMANCE IN
THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
ONE I CAN DANCE IN MAKE ROMANCE IN


BEATS LIKE THESE COULD BRAKE THOUGH WALLS
I GET MY MOTIVATION FROM SHOPPING IN MALLS
I’M A B-E-A UITFUL GIRL
BRING DRAMA MAMA’S ALL OVER THE WORLD
IF YOU FEEL A LITTLE LONLEY AND YOUR GRANDMA DON’T KNOW
BRING HER ON DOWN TO MY HIP HOP SHOW
THEY WAY I’M GOING WITH BEATS LIKE THESE
YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE

THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
Making me gold pants
Making me gold pants
THANK YOU MAMA FOR AND MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
Making me gold pants
Making me gold pants

THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
ONE I CAN DANCE IN MAKE ROMANCE IN
THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
ONES I CAN DANCE IN MAKE ROMANCE IN

PIANO SOLO

I PREY OF THE WEAK FEED FROM THE NEEDY
I CHARGE TO MUCH SO I MIGHT BE GREEDY
IF I LOOK FRESH AND SO DELICIOUS
DON’T EXPECT ME TO WASH THE DISHS
TO LADIES OUT THERE WITH THEIR MAN
YOU SHOULD BE ALARMED I HAVE A BACK UP PLAN
Gotta Back up plan
Gotta Back up plan

THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
ONES I CAN DANCE IN AND MAKE ROMANCE IN
THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
ONES I CAN DANCE IN AND MAKE ROMANCE IN
THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
ONES I CAN DANCE IN AND MAKE ROMANCE IN
THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS
ONES I CAN DANCE IN AND MAKE ROMANCE IN
Track Name: Blame the Booty
YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA
Call me
Now Call me Later, Tell me if I really Care
If you think That you know me then prove it
If you’re a tote bag full of beach toys, wanna take you to the mall and try to lose it
Hop on my moped we’re going 30 miles Per Hour
After that hour gimmie roses candy chips and flowers
I know you gotta crush but what can I do?
I prefer a little loving with my marinated Tofu

On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce
You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce
On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce
You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce
Holla if you hear me, Holla Holla
Now Holla if you fear me, Holla Holla
Don’t, Yeah
Don’t Blame Me, Yeah
Blame My Booty, Yeah
Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah
Don’t, Yeah
Don’t Blame Me, Ye ah
Blame My Booty, Yeah
Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah

Hold up hold up, please don’t hate
Because I play with game and I tease them with bait, forsure
Me and you on a blanket for two, you crack open a liter of sierra Mist
You speak of my beauty and how your enchanted
You promise me above ground pools every wish, how you’ll grant it
And every heart land honey just loves to please those
Corn fed girls in the walmart Jeans

On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce
You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce
On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce
You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce
Holla if you hear me, Holla Holla
Now Holla if you fear me, Holla Holla
Don’t, Yeah
Don’t Blame Me, Yeah
Blame My Booty, Yeah
Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah
Don’t, Yeah
Don’t Blame Me, Ye ah
Blame My Booty, Yeah
Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah

Cause if your looking for a lady, one that you can call your baby HOLA
And if your looking to spoil me royaly oily and constantly HOLA
I’m not playing hard to get, NO, I’m just hard to get
My booty guilty of booty-lovely-ness, YES
On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce
You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce
On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce
You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce
Holla if you hear me, Holla Holla
Now Holla if you fear me, Holla Holla
Don’t, Yeah
Don’t Blame Me, Yeah
Blame My Booty, Yeah
Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah
Don’t, Yeah
Don’t Blame Me, Ye ah
Blame My Booty, Yeah
Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah
Track Name: Tight Pants Body Rolls
I was walking though the forest of Moccasin Breath
When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
I want to own them, but can you even dance in those pants? Watch me women
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy (tat tat tat), all sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty (oooo)
I wanna get some, put my body in them, then I will rule the land
5 -6 – 7- 8
Is that an angel baby, NO, that’s his dance moves YES
Watch his lady honey tunes and feed him lots of Jamba Juice
Call me lady tiger but I’ll never eat my young, NO NO NO
my legs in those pants a dream when I would move I’d scream
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
I begged that boy to make me some, gotta dance like that were I come from
Grab a partner form a line cut and stitch and make them shine
Work that elastic it’s looking fantastic, please stitch them pretty cause my body can handle
It’s just the power of the lycra it tickles my tiger-ra
Wanna get inside of them and stretch stretch stretch
And tell yourself you’re a vessel of shimmy, and activate your dance floor kitty
When I place my legs in cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
Watch my legs pound holes in plywood watch my hips crush plates of baked goods
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
Twas the last stitch of the final seam, he placed on to me my leg hairs wiggled and screamed
I knew I needed them more then ever but then he looked at my legs and said NEVER
I was already wearing tight pants, I just did not activate them, WOW
body rolls, this is how we do it watch us and we’ll prove it
body rolls, you now are learning can you feel the burning
I’m a dance floor Tiger Lady Pumping everything she has
Touching every single Lad, and Rubbing every ladies Plaid
Work that dance floor they may vote me mayor Jazz
One day have a plaque that says She wore the tightest of pants
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
Track Name: Craft Talk
Please send a representative,
SHE”S have just made the world's largest gem sweater, in the world.
You're sure looking crafty (crafty crafty)
You can make a raft out of pencils and foam
You're sure looking happy (happy happy)
'Cuz you make it snappy and not very crappy
Do you want to paste together
Something we can use forever
I'm thinking key chain (chain chain)
Splash me with your hot designs
Dribble me in neon lines
Use that walkie-talkie and talk to me some crafts
Let's go walking (walk walk)
Let's get talking (talk talk)
Let's craft talk (craft talk), craft talk (craft talk)
You can build me whatever you want
Now make it make it make it make it
Faster faster faster faster
Work through the pain, work it through the pain
Now make it make it make it make it
Faster faster faster faster
I cherish these moments, I can't wait to see it
When you're makin' crafts your spicin' up the world
Face it pretty girl, you're craft-tastic!
You're following no plans, you're building it with hands
Let's do a dance 'cuz you're craft-tastic!
Let's get together and share supplies
Your craftsmanship deserves top prize
Glue it, cut it, stitch it, felt it,
Paint it, bead it, dough it, dye it,
Embroider it, solder it, hotter it
Walkie Talkie
Let's go walking (walk walk)
Let's get talking (talk talk)
Let's craft talk (craft talk), craft talk (craft talk)
You can build me whatever you want
Now make it make it make it make it
Faster faster faster faster
Work through the pain, work it through the pain
Now make it make it make it make it
Faster faster faster faster
I cherish these moments I cant wait to see it
Build it fast, built to last,
When in need place a bead
Rubber stamp my number, 'cuz I want to get you tips TIPS
Look for sales in town
Take them home, move them around
Love it when it shines, want to make it mines

You make stuff that I desire
All I want to do is acquire
(you're so crafty--craft-tastic!)
Craft talking craft talking I CAN SEE YOU LADY WALKING
craft talking craft talking I CAN SEE YOU LADY WALKING
Craft talking craft talking craft talking craft talking

Let's go walking (walk walk)
Let's get talking (talk talk)
Let's craft talk (craft talk), craft talk (craft talk)
You can build me whatever you want
Now make it make it make it make it
Faster faster faster faster
Work through the pain, work through the pain
Now make it make it make it make it
Faster faster faster faster
I cherish these moments, I know that I'll love it
CRAFT TASTIC
Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking
Track Name: How We Go Out
on the way to the club we pass a dairy queen
you stop cause you know how much it means to me
we take the back seats out of ya Minnie van
so we roll like a hummer or a full size sudan
so park this thing real close to the club
and free free to breakout the golden lady rug
and hold my hand while we approach the bouncer
I don’t wanna look like a hungrey camp counculer

Cause this is how we go out in my town roll down the windows let reba crack the bass
Wave to to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they’re face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor
Shake it if you wanna hear more

Stomp once for Britney, twice for beyonce
Now 3 times if you wanna hear me get nasty
(WHOOO GIRL GET NASY)
I arrive at the club and thank fully my pants do stretch which allow me to be
free on the dance floor but not a cheap date I poured the body glitter on
cause I never hesitate now my master plan to shock then tease break every heart than bust my knees, proven and grooving my brand new dance might just be the greatest in the land

Cause this is how we go out in my town roll down the windows let reba crack the bass
Wave to to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they’re face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor
Shake it if you wanna hear more
Then the crowd screams ahhhh
And then the crowd screams.. ohhhh

Its 2 oclock and the club is closed everyone’s heading home
I’ll see you next weekend then I get a tip about a party 3 blocks away

Cause this is how we go out in my town roll down the windows let reba crack the bass
Wave to to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they’re face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor
Shake it if you wanna hear more

Cause this is how we go out in my town roll down the windows let reba crack the bass
Wave to to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they’re face
Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor
Shake it if you wanna hear more


Stomp once for Britney, twice for beyonce
Stomp once for Britney, twice for beyonce

Now 3 times if you wanna hear me get nasty
(GIRL GET NASTY)
Track Name: No Pants Policy
My hair is looking greasy haven’t washed it in days
But I’m still looking pretty in my fo-fur burray
I’m spray tan golden brown, bra with wires digging down
Hunting trapping sugar boos, want you lotioned paws up on my hoves
Don’t be ruddy judy don’t be sad sam. Want your chatty cathy all up on my lady pants
I’m taking public transpiration, taking lady vitamins
I’m taking any kind of loving as long as it doesn’t end
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
NO PANTS NO PANTS
I see your thighs aren’t surprised I had this rule authorized
No pants no pants, no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I got my blinders on I can’t see them watching us
But if they all get winky then I’ll have to give them apple sauce
Bring me those weak beats, bring me those slow jams
I wont get picky when you all start to understand
Pound the floor some more you got me thinking that I’m loving you
Loving the dance moves loving the attitudes
I can focus my vision I’m 20/20 strong
As long as we keep dancing we’ll all have to play along
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
Trust me I’m a lady I don’t even have a baby I just wanna see a hottie with a body cutting loose I don’t wanna touch you much the music makes me get so grabby, keep the heat up keep the beat up, take your pants off I’ll be happy
no pants ah ah aha - no pants ah ah aha
I wanna march with you to the beat
Watch and learn don’t take a seat
We ‘ll have to check your pulse later
Over ketchup and a tator
Cause you’re my new inspiration, you’re my new set of rules and according to this story wearing pants is for FOOOLS
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
Keep playing the jams keep playing the songs
Wanna see some legs dancing along
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
Track Name: #1 Cat in America
I pet him when I'm ready and he loves me when he's done
he's oh so furry and he's on the run
he promises me nothing and provides very little
he never owned boots and he never played the fiddle
he choice to kill me but he chooses not
when he makes up his mind he can not be stopped...
Track Name: Hydrate Jirate
Whoa its like a sona in here
I’m getting spicy hot in my tiny top, is there a vent or a fan that blows
I could use a a/c unit, or a damp tunic, I just need relief
Cause I’m never gonna make it to the dance floor, I’m moist enough just watching
Secreding liquid as I sit, back of my leg going drip drip drip.
Best bring your water bottle, best bring your water bottle
At a high rate you should hydrate cause I gon be jirate, all over you
(its to hot to move)
but ive just been called by a sweet beat, somebody hold my peitite vest
I start plopping dance moves like I plop my almond butter
My curves less windy but you can still find me
Dancing in a friendship circle humping sombody’s air
Oh I like your hustle but watch out you best not pull a muscle
You gotta lady streatch feels so good we’ll never rest
Best bring your water bottle, best bring your water bottle
At a high rate you should hydrate cause I’m gon be jirate, all over you
I’m being pulled to the dance floor, shouldn’t we just take a sec
Let our bodies breath and reflect on all these funky moves we’re doing
GEEZE LA’UIEZ, you people are crazy crazy crazy
Dance women, let me hear your elbows whisper, I need you I need you
Move lady, and may the sweat from your brow, burn your eyes and your mouth
Best bring your water bottle, best bring your water bottle
At a high rate you should hydrate cause I’m gon be jirate, all over you
(ohh my knees)
Mama needs a snack break, wish I brought a piece of cake
But I don’t need directions cause I can hear a thumpin
Somebodies playing a beat, sounds like rianna’s on repeat
Gonna have to eat it and run, this is my jam and I want some
I’m plopping dance moves like I plop a zig-zag stitch
My hair is weavy smooth as veggie gravey
Can you lather my soap and read me poetry, just kidding turn the tv up
Cause Roseanne is on.
Hand me my glow sticks , mama wants to jiggle
Best bring your water bottle, best bring your water bottle
At a high rate you should hydrate cause I’m gon be jirate, all over you
Track Name: You're Not Taken?
i need some eye contact
or a gentle impact
where our bodies embrace in a slow dance formation
i gotta hunch you like lunch or fruit punch
we could do both or none
i’m just sayin that i’m fun and i’m here
but youve got lots of choices and youve made that clear but
if you tap into the part of your brain that says maybe
today’s the day that i meet a nice lady
risky yes you've got a lot to give
but worthy cause we've got a lot to live

somebody tell my why your not taken WHY WHY WHY
cause i love what your moving and i love how your shakin
you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP
as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP
ya da da da's ya da da da's ya da da da's ya da da da's




i can't explain should i refrain
from cuttin in and creeping closer
its just i feel we could deal with this much quicker
if we gazed into each others eyes
you seem suprised just say okay or go away
but i think we're worth the risk
if you agree then give me this

just access the part of your brain that says maybe
today’s the day that i meet a nice lady
risky yes you've got a lot to give
but worthy cause we've got a lot to live

somebody tell my why your not taken WHY WHY WHY
cause i love what your moving and i love how your shakin
you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP
as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP
ya da da da's ya da da da's ya da da da's ya da da da's


i'm positive your a pessimist but i could be wrong on that
either way i wouldnt change my feelings unless you hated my cat
youve got me tied up and tangled, twisted in knots
everything we could be and everything we're not
youre so nice i'm amazed lets cook a stew and have lazy days
soooo
find the part of your brain that says maybe
todays the day that i meet a nice lady


somebody tell my why your not taken WHY WHY WHY
cause i love what your moving and i love how your shakin
you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP
as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP
somebody tell me somebody tell me
why your not taken somebody tell me
cause i love what your moving and i love how your shaking
you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP
as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP

somebody tell my why your not taken
cause i love what your moving and i love how your shakin
you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP
as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP
Track Name: Gem Sweater
Keeper of the gems I am
with the power to rock your body as i jam
can you feel me flowing inside your skull
i have a razor ball of lightning striking your mind
flowing at all times
i have a razor ball of lightning striking your mind
flowing at all times – WEAR YOUR

gem fan tabulous

wear your GEM SWEATER!
wear your GEM SWEATER
night or day you must run away from the people
who disagree with my gem-ology
i'm shizzling dazzling dreaming the night away away –away
GEM SWEATER!
when i walk in a room i start to dazzle dreams will come true and i"ll start to razzle as they dream of me now
now again they flow
people People watching people people
wear gem sweaters.. it feels so much better to you once you've joined the crew
feel so much better to you once you've joined the crew
and wear your
gem sweater
gem sweater
day or night night and day when your riding your bike all the way
you crave the touch –whoooooo- you want to hold it so much
you yearn you burn with desire her pants are unfire
you with you could hold them you mold them
gem gem gem gem gem gem gem gem sweater
you see me now i'm like a fire ball
gem gem gem gem gem gem gem gem sweater
with these shoulder pads i have the strength to destroy villages homes and crops
there coming back say what say what
they want your babies
junior gems junior gems
better put them on. . what what
you lovely ladies and wear your

gem fan tabulous

gem sweater – here to dominate your mind
gem sweater – wear your
gem sweater – gem sweater

belive
Track Name: Zombie Killer
I'm surprised to find the dead are walking around
hell must be full there back in action hungry for brains the seek some satisfaction
we must not fear what we do not get
like acid rain or laser jets but good advice seek guns and or hammers lots of wood and
silky pajamas

shoot them in the brains if you want to live
shoot them in the brains even the little kids
if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest
you shoot them in the brain,
shoot them in the brain if you want to live
shoot them in the brain even the little kids
if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest
you shoot them in the brain,

you zombie killers, you zombie killers

not as basic as buffy there can't only be one you must gather your strength
shooting zombies can be quite fun take note they dont run well
and they'd rather be at there home land of hell
the bloody ones shoot at first the smell alone ain't worth the hurt
no drama here just straight up survival
the damned are back seeking beat box revival
no drama here just straight up survival
the damned are backing seeking beat box revival

shoot them in the brains if you want to live
shoot them in the brains even the little kids
if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest
you shoot them in the brain,
shoot them in the brain if you want to live
shoot them in the brain even the little kids
if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest
you shoot them in the brains,

you zombie killers, you zombie killers

stuck together strangers forever united by the killers in the streets
bloody and viscous our minds delicious never enough to eat
bullets by the hundred we aim for the heart but if you dart the shot right to the smart
you watch zombie heads explode shock pop lock and load

shoot us in the brains, what about the children
shoot us in the brains okay I’ll shoot the children too
watch zombie heads explode shock pop lock and load
shoot them in the brains if you want to live
shoot them in the brains even the little kids
if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest
you shoot them in the brain,
shoot them in the brain if you want to live
shoot them in the brain even the little kids
if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest
you shoot them in the brains,

you zombie killers, you zombie killers
Track Name: Of Course You Wear Glasses
You look so pretty in pictures
I want some copies with stickers
I twist my whisker hairs when I hear the sound of your
Summer Salts impress me, presence of a jet ski
if all the lakes were frozen would you come over

I'll teach you weave a basket and promise I wont ask it
to hold all my jewelry just in case you leave
I need a clipping of your memoir the first page should read
how you met a foxy hotty with the breath of winter green (MMmmm delisious)

of course, of course you wear glasses (we wear glasses)
the better to see me with (better to see you with) are you seeing this
(such finess such finess)
of course, of course I am dancing, (she is dancing)
the better to romance you with (consider us romanced) then lets eat snacks in the moon light.
(we say yes we say yes)

I go to reeses peices watching creases of your plether pants do a river dance with dramatic enhance
i get emotional planning promotional gifts we would give in our gift baskets describing our love
I say with certainty I find a certan someone handsome
and certainly I dread paying your overpriced ransome
from the inside of a mansen we could build an expansion to preserve our nick nacks and forget me nots
now dont forget

of course, of course you wear glasses (we wear glasses)
the better to see me with (better to see you with) are you seeing this
(such finess such finess)
of course, of course I am dancing, (she is dancing)
the better to romance you with (consider us romanced) now enter my boudwa
(we say yes we say yes)

at a 4 way stop at an intercection in a hybrid car heading your direction
like a top a cheif who makes vegan cheese for a pizza party all the teens scream
my love for you is growing like a conga line
like a cruise ship on the ocean where the poeple wear lotion
my love for you is happnein all the time
like a boy band singing a love jam to a girls hand (I understand)
Like a world war vet with a stamp collection drinking kombucha to fight infection Like a old house with mildew in need of a cleaning crew (I like you)

I got a tickle in my pocket cause I bought you a locket
Hopeing to get you in some fashion looks previously you over looked
Tend to draw your portrait while I’m sitting in meetings
Wondering what you’d cook for dinner if you’d consider my feelings.
I’ve computed all the data, I’ve compiled all the data
The resuts are in and I’ve got to have ya.

of course you wear glasses the better to see me with
(of course we wear glasses the better to see you with)
of course you wear oven mits better to feed me with
(of course we wear oven mits better to feed you with)
of course I am dancing the better to romance you with
(of course you are dancing the better to romance us, consider us romanced)
Track Name: Gem Sweater Lullaby
like saving babies from a burning building so tenderly
i rescue preserve and reserve the right to let them shimmer so graciously
i get asked alot why I care about this dying art you see
then i become green like the hulk and i feast of the flesh of the haters

wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and
when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs
wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and
when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs

don't test this lady rapper cause I'd zap you with a clapper then you'd have to be a fan cause i'd probably take command
and when everyone is lookin my buffet starts cookin and i tease it if i need and pass it if I've had it

when i drop the beat it goes.. when i'm driving the rv I say,
that sweater shall be called in iowa this is how we play

wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and
when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs
wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and
when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs

line the pan with crisco before I dance the disco lets plug in the glue gun lets heat up the lava
executing dance moves never seen a 200 plus pound beat box machine
i sold 1000 copies I'll sell 1000 more cause its a field of opportunities and I want more
look at all the sweaters that came out to see me tonight
i wanna blast them with my jams then tuck them in good night

wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album
and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs
wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album
and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs

wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and
when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs
wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and
when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs