thegrinningcrow
An iconic classic, re-invented in a format that will not get me kicked out of my own car for playing it. Titus Jones does amazing work and this collabo is a match made in Heaven.
I was walking though the forest of Moccasin Breath
When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants
I want to own them, but can you even dance in those pants? Watch me women
They made him move like a vessel of shimmy (tat tat tat), all sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty (oooo)
I wanna get some, put my body in them, then I will rule the land
5 -6 – 7- 8
Is that an angel baby, NO, that’s his dance moves YES
Watch his lady honey tunes and feed him lots of Jamba Juice
Call me lady tiger but I’ll never eat my young, NO NO NO
my legs in those pants a dream when I would move I’d scream
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
I begged that boy to make me some, gotta dance like that were I come from
Grab a partner form a line cut and stitch and make them shine
Work that elastic it’s looking fantastic, please stitch them pretty cause my body can handle
It’s just the power of the lycra it tickles my tiger-ra
Wanna get inside of them and stretch stretch stretch
And tell yourself you’re a vessel of shimmy, and activate your dance floor kitty
When I place my legs in cage of spandex
I dance like hell to release the madness
Watch my legs pound holes in plywood watch my hips crush plates of baked goods
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
Twas the last stitch of the final seam, he placed on to me my leg hairs wiggled and screamed
I knew I needed them more then ever but then he looked at my legs and said NEVER
I was already wearing tight pants, I just did not activate them, WOW
body rolls, this is how we do it watch us and we’ll prove it
body rolls, you now are learning can you feel the burning
I’m a dance floor Tiger Lady Pumping everything she has
Touching every single Lad, and Rubbing every ladies Plaid
Work that dance floor they may vote me mayor Jazz
One day have a plaque that says She wore the tightest of pants
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls
High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it
supported by 17 fans who also own “Tight Pants Body Rolls”
I think the most comfort I've felt in this life was being fifteen and playing this game at 2am. Words cannot describe how much this game meant to me caracalled
supported by 14 fans who also own “Tight Pants Body Rolls”
This is just HILARIOUS
Everyone on it gave such an AMAZING performance
and Kevin's final appearance? Took me completly by surprise *cheff kiss* MarlaHectic
