WHEN I DDR I DANCE TO THE MAX AND WHEN I RAP THIS MIC THEY CHARGE ME HIP HOP TAX CAUSE I FLOW SO FUNKY AND JIVE SO HARD ALL THE FUNKY MONKEY SAY “OH MY LORD” THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS Making me gold pants Making me gold pants THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS Making me gold pants Making me gold pants THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS ONE I CAN DANCE IN MAKE ROMANCE IN THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS ONE I CAN DANCE IN MAKE ROMANCE IN BEATS LIKE THESE COULD BRAKE THOUGH WALLS I GET MY MOTIVATION FROM SHOPPING IN MALLS I’M A B-E-A UITFUL GIRL BRING DRAMA MAMA’S ALL OVER THE WORLD IF YOU FEEL A LITTLE LONLEY AND YOUR GRANDMA DON’T KNOW BRING HER ON DOWN TO MY HIP HOP SHOW THEY WAY I’M GOING WITH BEATS LIKE THESE YOU MIGHT NEED TO GET DOWN ON ONE KNEE THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS Making me gold pants Making me gold pants THANK YOU MAMA FOR AND MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS Making me gold pants Making me gold pants THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS ONE I CAN DANCE IN MAKE ROMANCE IN THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS ONES I CAN DANCE IN MAKE ROMANCE IN PIANO SOLO I PREY OF THE WEAK FEED FROM THE NEEDY I CHARGE TO MUCH SO I MIGHT BE GREEDY IF I LOOK FRESH AND SO DELICIOUS DON’T EXPECT ME TO WASH THE DISHS TO LADIES OUT THERE WITH THEIR MAN YOU SHOULD BE ALARMED I HAVE A BACK UP PLAN Gotta Back up plan Gotta Back up plan THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS ONES I CAN DANCE IN AND MAKE ROMANCE IN THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS ONES I CAN DANCE IN AND MAKE ROMANCE IN THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS ONES I CAN DANCE IN AND MAKE ROMANCE IN THANK YOU MAMA FOR MAKIN ME GOLD PANTS ONES I CAN DANCE IN AND MAKE ROMANCE IN

YA YA YA YA YA YA YA YA Call me Now Call me Later, Tell me if I really Care If you think That you know me then prove it If you’re a tote bag full of beach toys, wanna take you to the mall and try to lose it Hop on my moped we’re going 30 miles Per Hour After that hour gimmie roses candy chips and flowers I know you gotta crush but what can I do? I prefer a little loving with my marinated Tofu On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce Holla if you hear me, Holla Holla Now Holla if you fear me, Holla Holla Don’t, Yeah Don’t Blame Me, Yeah Blame My Booty, Yeah Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah Don’t, Yeah Don’t Blame Me, Ye ah Blame My Booty, Yeah Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah Hold up hold up, please don’t hate Because I play with game and I tease them with bait, forsure Me and you on a blanket for two, you crack open a liter of sierra Mist You speak of my beauty and how your enchanted You promise me above ground pools every wish, how you’ll grant it And every heart land honey just loves to please those Corn fed girls in the walmart Jeans On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce Holla if you hear me, Holla Holla Now Holla if you fear me, Holla Holla Don’t, Yeah Don’t Blame Me, Yeah Blame My Booty, Yeah Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah Don’t, Yeah Don’t Blame Me, Ye ah Blame My Booty, Yeah Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah Cause if your looking for a lady, one that you can call your baby HOLA And if your looking to spoil me royaly oily and constantly HOLA I’m not playing hard to get, NO, I’m just hard to get My booty guilty of booty-lovely-ness, YES On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce On my Giant Trampoline I go Bounce Bounce You fall in love with ever Ounce Ounce Holla if you hear me, Holla Holla Now Holla if you fear me, Holla Holla Don’t, Yeah Don’t Blame Me, Yeah Blame My Booty, Yeah Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah Don’t, Yeah Don’t Blame Me, Ye ah Blame My Booty, Yeah Cause it’s such a cutie, Yeah

I was walking though the forest of Moccasin Breath When I saw a troll boy wearing tight pants I want to own them, but can you even dance in those pants? Watch me women They made him move like a vessel of shimmy (tat tat tat), all sweet and tender like a tiny baby kitty (oooo) I wanna get some, put my body in them, then I will rule the land 5 -6 – 7- 8 Is that an angel baby, NO, that’s his dance moves YES Watch his lady honey tunes and feed him lots of Jamba Juice Call me lady tiger but I’ll never eat my young, NO NO NO my legs in those pants a dream when I would move I’d scream Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it I begged that boy to make me some, gotta dance like that were I come from Grab a partner form a line cut and stitch and make them shine Work that elastic it’s looking fantastic, please stitch them pretty cause my body can handle It’s just the power of the lycra it tickles my tiger-ra Wanna get inside of them and stretch stretch stretch And tell yourself you’re a vessel of shimmy, and activate your dance floor kitty When I place my legs in cage of spandex I dance like hell to release the madness Watch my legs pound holes in plywood watch my hips crush plates of baked goods Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it Twas the last stitch of the final seam, he placed on to me my leg hairs wiggled and screamed I knew I needed them more then ever but then he looked at my legs and said NEVER I was already wearing tight pants, I just did not activate them, WOW body rolls, this is how we do it watch us and we’ll prove it body rolls, you now are learning can you feel the burning I’m a dance floor Tiger Lady Pumping everything she has Touching every single Lad, and Rubbing every ladies Plaid Work that dance floor they may vote me mayor Jazz One day have a plaque that says She wore the tightest of pants Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it Watch out for my body rolls, watch out for my body rolls High kicks, high kicks this is how we do it

Please send a representative, SHE”S have just made the world's largest gem sweater, in the world. You're sure looking crafty (crafty crafty) You can make a raft out of pencils and foam You're sure looking happy (happy happy) 'Cuz you make it snappy and not very crappy Do you want to paste together Something we can use forever I'm thinking key chain (chain chain) Splash me with your hot designs Dribble me in neon lines Use that walkie-talkie and talk to me some crafts Let's go walking (walk walk) Let's get talking (talk talk) Let's craft talk (craft talk), craft talk (craft talk) You can build me whatever you want Now make it make it make it make it Faster faster faster faster Work through the pain, work it through the pain Now make it make it make it make it Faster faster faster faster I cherish these moments, I can't wait to see it When you're makin' crafts your spicin' up the world Face it pretty girl, you're craft-tastic! You're following no plans, you're building it with hands Let's do a dance 'cuz you're craft-tastic! Let's get together and share supplies Your craftsmanship deserves top prize Glue it, cut it, stitch it, felt it, Paint it, bead it, dough it, dye it, Embroider it, solder it, hotter it Walkie Talkie Let's go walking (walk walk) Let's get talking (talk talk) Let's craft talk (craft talk), craft talk (craft talk) You can build me whatever you want Now make it make it make it make it Faster faster faster faster Work through the pain, work it through the pain Now make it make it make it make it Faster faster faster faster I cherish these moments I cant wait to see it Build it fast, built to last, When in need place a bead Rubber stamp my number, 'cuz I want to get you tips TIPS Look for sales in town Take them home, move them around Love it when it shines, want to make it mines You make stuff that I desire All I want to do is acquire (you're so crafty--craft-tastic!) Craft talking craft talking I CAN SEE YOU LADY WALKING craft talking craft talking I CAN SEE YOU LADY WALKING Craft talking craft talking craft talking craft talking Let's go walking (walk walk) Let's get talking (talk talk) Let's craft talk (craft talk), craft talk (craft talk) You can build me whatever you want Now make it make it make it make it Faster faster faster faster Work through the pain, work through the pain Now make it make it make it make it Faster faster faster faster I cherish these moments, I know that I'll love it CRAFT TASTIC Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking Craft talking craft talking

on the way to the club we pass a dairy queen you stop cause you know how much it means to me we take the back seats out of ya Minnie van so we roll like a hummer or a full size sudan so park this thing real close to the club and free free to breakout the golden lady rug and hold my hand while we approach the bouncer I don’t wanna look like a hungrey camp counculer Cause this is how we go out in my town roll down the windows let reba crack the bass Wave to to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they’re face Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor Shake it if you wanna hear more Stomp once for Britney, twice for beyonce Now 3 times if you wanna hear me get nasty (WHOOO GIRL GET NASY) I arrive at the club and thank fully my pants do stretch which allow me to be free on the dance floor but not a cheap date I poured the body glitter on cause I never hesitate now my master plan to shock then tease break every heart than bust my knees, proven and grooving my brand new dance might just be the greatest in the land Cause this is how we go out in my town roll down the windows let reba crack the bass Wave to to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they’re face Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor Shake it if you wanna hear more Then the crowd screams ahhhh And then the crowd screams.. ohhhh Its 2 oclock and the club is closed everyone’s heading home I’ll see you next weekend then I get a tip about a party 3 blocks away Cause this is how we go out in my town roll down the windows let reba crack the bass Wave to to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they’re face Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor Shake it if you wanna hear more Cause this is how we go out in my town roll down the windows let reba crack the bass Wave to to the hot pocket people with the smiles on they’re face Waiting and wanting just a good time on the dance floor Shake it if you wanna hear more Stomp once for Britney, twice for beyonce Stomp once for Britney, twice for beyonce Now 3 times if you wanna hear me get nasty (GIRL GET NASTY)

My hair is looking greasy haven’t washed it in days But I’m still looking pretty in my fo-fur burray I’m spray tan golden brown, bra with wires digging down Hunting trapping sugar boos, want you lotioned paws up on my hoves Don’t be ruddy judy don’t be sad sam. Want your chatty cathy all up on my lady pants I’m taking public transpiration, taking lady vitamins I’m taking any kind of loving as long as it doesn’t end I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me NO PANTS NO PANTS I see your thighs aren’t surprised I had this rule authorized No pants no pants, no pants policy if your dancing next to me I got my blinders on I can’t see them watching us But if they all get winky then I’ll have to give them apple sauce Bring me those weak beats, bring me those slow jams I wont get picky when you all start to understand Pound the floor some more you got me thinking that I’m loving you Loving the dance moves loving the attitudes I can focus my vision I’m 20/20 strong As long as we keep dancing we’ll all have to play along I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me Trust me I’m a lady I don’t even have a baby I just wanna see a hottie with a body cutting loose I don’t wanna touch you much the music makes me get so grabby, keep the heat up keep the beat up, take your pants off I’ll be happy no pants ah ah aha - no pants ah ah aha I wanna march with you to the beat Watch and learn don’t take a seat We ‘ll have to check your pulse later Over ketchup and a tator Cause you’re my new inspiration, you’re my new set of rules and according to this story wearing pants is for FOOOLS I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me Keep playing the jams keep playing the songs Wanna see some legs dancing along I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me

I pet him when I'm ready and he loves me when he's done he's oh so furry and he's on the run he promises me nothing and provides very little he never owned boots and he never played the fiddle he choice to kill me but he chooses not when he makes up his mind he can not be stopped...

Whoa its like a sona in here I’m getting spicy hot in my tiny top, is there a vent or a fan that blows I could use a a/c unit, or a damp tunic, I just need relief Cause I’m never gonna make it to the dance floor, I’m moist enough just watching Secreding liquid as I sit, back of my leg going drip drip drip. Best bring your water bottle, best bring your water bottle At a high rate you should hydrate cause I gon be jirate, all over you (its to hot to move) but ive just been called by a sweet beat, somebody hold my peitite vest I start plopping dance moves like I plop my almond butter My curves less windy but you can still find me Dancing in a friendship circle humping sombody’s air Oh I like your hustle but watch out you best not pull a muscle You gotta lady streatch feels so good we’ll never rest Best bring your water bottle, best bring your water bottle At a high rate you should hydrate cause I’m gon be jirate, all over you I’m being pulled to the dance floor, shouldn’t we just take a sec Let our bodies breath and reflect on all these funky moves we’re doing GEEZE LA’UIEZ, you people are crazy crazy crazy Dance women, let me hear your elbows whisper, I need you I need you Move lady, and may the sweat from your brow, burn your eyes and your mouth Best bring your water bottle, best bring your water bottle At a high rate you should hydrate cause I’m gon be jirate, all over you (ohh my knees) Mama needs a snack break, wish I brought a piece of cake But I don’t need directions cause I can hear a thumpin Somebodies playing a beat, sounds like rianna’s on repeat Gonna have to eat it and run, this is my jam and I want some I’m plopping dance moves like I plop a zig-zag stitch My hair is weavy smooth as veggie gravey Can you lather my soap and read me poetry, just kidding turn the tv up Cause Roseanne is on. Hand me my glow sticks , mama wants to jiggle Best bring your water bottle, best bring your water bottle At a high rate you should hydrate cause I’m gon be jirate, all over you

i need some eye contact or a gentle impact where our bodies embrace in a slow dance formation i gotta hunch you like lunch or fruit punch we could do both or none i’m just sayin that i’m fun and i’m here but youve got lots of choices and youve made that clear but if you tap into the part of your brain that says maybe today’s the day that i meet a nice lady risky yes you've got a lot to give but worthy cause we've got a lot to live somebody tell my why your not taken WHY WHY WHY cause i love what your moving and i love how your shakin you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP ya da da da's ya da da da's ya da da da's ya da da da's i can't explain should i refrain from cuttin in and creeping closer its just i feel we could deal with this much quicker if we gazed into each others eyes you seem suprised just say okay or go away but i think we're worth the risk if you agree then give me this just access the part of your brain that says maybe today’s the day that i meet a nice lady risky yes you've got a lot to give but worthy cause we've got a lot to live somebody tell my why your not taken WHY WHY WHY cause i love what your moving and i love how your shakin you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP ya da da da's ya da da da's ya da da da's ya da da da's i'm positive your a pessimist but i could be wrong on that either way i wouldnt change my feelings unless you hated my cat youve got me tied up and tangled, twisted in knots everything we could be and everything we're not youre so nice i'm amazed lets cook a stew and have lazy days soooo find the part of your brain that says maybe todays the day that i meet a nice lady somebody tell my why your not taken WHY WHY WHY cause i love what your moving and i love how your shakin you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP somebody tell me somebody tell me why your not taken somebody tell me cause i love what your moving and i love how your shaking you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP somebody tell my why your not taken cause i love what your moving and i love how your shakin you just ease iinto that hip snap HiP SNAP HIP SNAP as you glide into a quick clap QUICK CLAP QUICK CLAP

Keeper of the gems I am with the power to rock your body as i jam can you feel me flowing inside your skull i have a razor ball of lightning striking your mind flowing at all times i have a razor ball of lightning striking your mind flowing at all times – WEAR YOUR gem fan tabulous wear your GEM SWEATER! wear your GEM SWEATER night or day you must run away from the people who disagree with my gem-ology i'm shizzling dazzling dreaming the night away away –away GEM SWEATER! when i walk in a room i start to dazzle dreams will come true and i"ll start to razzle as they dream of me now now again they flow people People watching people people wear gem sweaters.. it feels so much better to you once you've joined the crew feel so much better to you once you've joined the crew and wear your gem sweater gem sweater day or night night and day when your riding your bike all the way you crave the touch –whoooooo- you want to hold it so much you yearn you burn with desire her pants are unfire you with you could hold them you mold them gem gem gem gem gem gem gem gem sweater you see me now i'm like a fire ball gem gem gem gem gem gem gem gem sweater with these shoulder pads i have the strength to destroy villages homes and crops there coming back say what say what they want your babies junior gems junior gems better put them on. . what what you lovely ladies and wear your gem fan tabulous gem sweater – here to dominate your mind gem sweater – wear your gem sweater – gem sweater belive

I'm surprised to find the dead are walking around hell must be full there back in action hungry for brains the seek some satisfaction we must not fear what we do not get like acid rain or laser jets but good advice seek guns and or hammers lots of wood and silky pajamas shoot them in the brains if you want to live shoot them in the brains even the little kids if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest you shoot them in the brain, shoot them in the brain if you want to live shoot them in the brain even the little kids if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest you shoot them in the brain, you zombie killers, you zombie killers not as basic as buffy there can't only be one you must gather your strength shooting zombies can be quite fun take note they dont run well and they'd rather be at there home land of hell the bloody ones shoot at first the smell alone ain't worth the hurt no drama here just straight up survival the damned are back seeking beat box revival no drama here just straight up survival the damned are backing seeking beat box revival shoot them in the brains if you want to live shoot them in the brains even the little kids if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest you shoot them in the brain, shoot them in the brain if you want to live shoot them in the brain even the little kids if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest you shoot them in the brains, you zombie killers, you zombie killers stuck together strangers forever united by the killers in the streets bloody and viscous our minds delicious never enough to eat bullets by the hundred we aim for the heart but if you dart the shot right to the smart you watch zombie heads explode shock pop lock and load shoot us in the brains, what about the children shoot us in the brains okay I’ll shoot the children too watch zombie heads explode shock pop lock and load shoot them in the brains if you want to live shoot them in the brains even the little kids if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest you shoot them in the brain, shoot them in the brain if you want to live shoot them in the brain even the little kids if you want to survive them eating your flesh i suggest you shoot them in the brains, you zombie killers, you zombie killers

You look so pretty in pictures I want some copies with stickers I twist my whisker hairs when I hear the sound of your Summer Salts impress me, presence of a jet ski if all the lakes were frozen would you come over I'll teach you weave a basket and promise I wont ask it to hold all my jewelry just in case you leave I need a clipping of your memoir the first page should read how you met a foxy hotty with the breath of winter green (MMmmm delisious) of course, of course you wear glasses (we wear glasses) the better to see me with (better to see you with) are you seeing this (such finess such finess) of course, of course I am dancing, (she is dancing) the better to romance you with (consider us romanced) then lets eat snacks in the moon light. (we say yes we say yes) I go to reeses peices watching creases of your plether pants do a river dance with dramatic enhance i get emotional planning promotional gifts we would give in our gift baskets describing our love I say with certainty I find a certan someone handsome and certainly I dread paying your overpriced ransome from the inside of a mansen we could build an expansion to preserve our nick nacks and forget me nots now dont forget of course, of course you wear glasses (we wear glasses) the better to see me with (better to see you with) are you seeing this (such finess such finess) of course, of course I am dancing, (she is dancing) the better to romance you with (consider us romanced) now enter my boudwa (we say yes we say yes) at a 4 way stop at an intercection in a hybrid car heading your direction like a top a cheif who makes vegan cheese for a pizza party all the teens scream my love for you is growing like a conga line like a cruise ship on the ocean where the poeple wear lotion my love for you is happnein all the time like a boy band singing a love jam to a girls hand (I understand) Like a world war vet with a stamp collection drinking kombucha to fight infection Like a old house with mildew in need of a cleaning crew (I like you) I got a tickle in my pocket cause I bought you a locket Hopeing to get you in some fashion looks previously you over looked Tend to draw your portrait while I’m sitting in meetings Wondering what you’d cook for dinner if you’d consider my feelings. I’ve computed all the data, I’ve compiled all the data The resuts are in and I’ve got to have ya. of course you wear glasses the better to see me with (of course we wear glasses the better to see you with) of course you wear oven mits better to feed me with (of course we wear oven mits better to feed you with) of course I am dancing the better to romance you with (of course you are dancing the better to romance us, consider us romanced)

like saving babies from a burning building so tenderly i rescue preserve and reserve the right to let them shimmer so graciously i get asked alot why I care about this dying art you see then i become green like the hulk and i feast of the flesh of the haters wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs don't test this lady rapper cause I'd zap you with a clapper then you'd have to be a fan cause i'd probably take command and when everyone is lookin my buffet starts cookin and i tease it if i need and pass it if I've had it when i drop the beat it goes.. when i'm driving the rv I say, that sweater shall be called in iowa this is how we play wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs line the pan with crisco before I dance the disco lets plug in the glue gun lets heat up the lava executing dance moves never seen a 200 plus pound beat box machine i sold 1000 copies I'll sell 1000 more cause its a field of opportunities and I want more look at all the sweaters that came out to see me tonight i wanna blast them with my jams then tuck them in good night wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs wearing gold spandex pants i made a hip-hot album and when i dance and sing all the children sing my songs