No Pants Policy

from Songs in the Key of Gold by Leslie Hall

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My hair is looking greasy haven’t washed it in days
But I’m still looking pretty in my fo-fur burray
I’m spray tan golden brown, bra with wires digging down
Hunting trapping sugar boos, want you lotioned paws up on my hoves
Don’t be ruddy judy don’t be sad sam. Want your chatty cathy all up on my lady pants
I’m taking public transpiration, taking lady vitamins
I’m taking any kind of loving as long as it doesn’t end
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
NO PANTS NO PANTS
I see your thighs aren’t surprised I had this rule authorized
No pants no pants, no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I got my blinders on I can’t see them watching us
But if they all get winky then I’ll have to give them apple sauce
Bring me those weak beats, bring me those slow jams
I wont get picky when you all start to understand
Pound the floor some more you got me thinking that I’m loving you
Loving the dance moves loving the attitudes
I can focus my vision I’m 20/20 strong
As long as we keep dancing we’ll all have to play along
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
Trust me I’m a lady I don’t even have a baby I just wanna see a hottie with a body cutting loose I don’t wanna touch you much the music makes me get so grabby, keep the heat up keep the beat up, take your pants off I’ll be happy
no pants ah ah aha - no pants ah ah aha
I wanna march with you to the beat
Watch and learn don’t take a seat
We ‘ll have to check your pulse later
Over ketchup and a tator
Cause you’re my new inspiration, you’re my new set of rules and according to this story wearing pants is for FOOOLS
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
Keep playing the jams keep playing the songs
Wanna see some legs dancing along
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me
I gotta no pants policy if your dancing next to me

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from Songs in the Key of Gold, released December 11, 2013

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